one might say we're banned from that church
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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