What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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