And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize