I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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