at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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