Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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