Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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