I am puke
I feel like abortions should bother me more
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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