Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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