please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
