just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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