Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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