I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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