Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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