I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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