I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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