R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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