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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(785): View more from Kansas

Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.

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(904): View more from Florida

we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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(219): View more from Indiana

I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(226): View more from Ontario

This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental

(501): View more from Arkansas

You gave him a bj, not a kidney

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(415): View more from California

Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?

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