If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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