How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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