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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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