honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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