he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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