This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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