Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Come share oat with me in your robe
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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