when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
