Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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