Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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