porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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