it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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