How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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