I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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