She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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