please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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