she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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