i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Im part way to drunk.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Congratulations! We have a period
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