Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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