i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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