When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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