kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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