I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
