the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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