I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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