dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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