This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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