I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
high people should be assigned attendants
Everything about him screamed your future.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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