i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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