I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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