I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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