I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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