how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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