dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
