I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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