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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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