ugly people sure do ruin things
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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