i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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