If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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