I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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