Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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